Wednesday, June 3, 2009

No More Energy "Hit and Run" ??

Louise K., from Kansas City, Missouri, sends us our Question of the Day.

We believe that Louise may be 1) watching just a little too much baseball; 2) creating her own reality from a possible injury suffered in a flying automobile accident; or 3) might be a bit player hold out from a movie--- but those are just personal opinions---when she asks us:

"So what's this big story on getting the hit from Antimatter and then crashing?"

Louise, thank you for your question. We think.

At any rate, we believe that Louise is talking about the inevitable "pick me up" which is gained from drinking an Energy or Lifestyle-type beverage, and the subsequent "crash" when the effects wear off.

We believe, based on both our test results and user opinion surveys, that you'll find the "hit" from Antimatter both meets your psychological and physical needs, and the "run" from the elevated feeling generated by the beverage is smoother than that from other beverages.

But we don't want to guarantee anything here, Louise, and---hey, you don't own or know how to use a gun or have a friend named Thelma, right?

Enjoy your day, Matterheads. We're making great tasting, smooth lift, no "hit and run" Antimatter Energy Beverage just for you. Keep smiling. And--psst---watch out for two women in an old Cadillac convertible we last saw going over a cliff...or so we thought.

After all, it WAS Hollywood.

Until tomorrow.

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