Matterheads. Who Are They?

Shelly Jackson, from Huntington, WVA, sends us today's question for our consideration. And by the way, that's not Huntington, WVA in the photo above. It's the Ebeye waterway, between the Islands of Kwajalein and Ebeye, in the Pacific.

"Who are Matterheads? Who drinks Antimatter and why?"

That's a great question, and one that probably has just about as many answers as we have cans of Antimatter, Shelly, but let us address your question with some research we've done. All of this is purely scientific, of course.

If you enjoy playing online games, consider yourself a "gamer" and are between the ages of 16 and 28, you're in what is classifed as a primary demographic group. That means many of your colleagues enjoy Antimatter, just like you do. And by the way, if you're not following us on Twitter at @antimatterrocks, you should be. Each hour, we update our information with the latest gaming news available through RSS feeds from around the world. Keep up with what's happening while you enjoy a crisp, cool Antimatter. Yep, it rocks.

If you are between the ages of 18 and 39, consider yourself a "techie" and are interested in computers, programming, new media, and enjoy connecting--and, at that age, who doesn't?--you are probably a Matterhead. Look at the tag in your shirt you're wearing and if it's printed in both Spanish and English, you will enjoy Antimatter: America's Space-Based Beverage. Truth be known, you'll probably enjoy Antimatter, no matter what language the tag is in.

Finally, if you are between the ages of 55 and 64, and work much too hard for a living when you should be starting to enjoy the time you've earned---you're probably a Matterhead, you love Antimatter, and the lift it gives you. Hmmm...Go ahead and drink it--you've earned it. And think about flying out to the Pacific and enjoying some of the scenery and laid back lifestyle you probably deserve that we've highlighted in the picture above. As a matter of fact, we took that picture on a recent trip. We've got other pictures like that, too, but, frankly, we're finding it difficult to deliver Antimatter via parachute HALO drop..when it drops from 35,000 feet or so, it's pretty cold--even in the tropics.

So there you are, Shelly. We hope that answers your question. And if you find that you need to focus your thinking on new ways to enjoy Antimatter, we hope that you'll step up, pop the top on a can of crisp, cold Antimatter, and put the 'noggin to work.

Until next time,

The Chief Matterhead